Rule the Seas/Crimes/Mug a Midget
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Successful Crime
You sneak up behind the midget and cut loose his pants with your sabre. Yikes, what a sight. In the couple of seconds of astonishment the midget is subjected to, you make way with his moneybag.
Unsuccessful Crime
You sneak up behind what must be the tallest midget you've ever seen. This guy must be at least 200 stones heavy.
You begin to think that you've maybe had a wee bit too much to drink and this might be a REALLY bad idea.
Oh well, to hell with it!
You try to nonchalantly bump into him and attempt to cut loose his midget pouch that is somehow at eye-level with you. Again, what a tall midget. Jeez.
The 10 foot tall ogre that you thought was a midget spins around angrily. Twice as tall as you are, you stand no chance in a physical fight. He picks you up bodily and throws you a full 25 hands away. You crash into a compost heap, thankfully, but not one bit richer.
All the while you can't stop thinking: "What a tall midget,".
